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Oh Deer! What will the Kiwis think of next.

Thu 06 Aug, 2015 10:59 pm

Would you spend your doe on one of these beers? :lol:

http://www.stuff.co.nz/life-style/food- ... stag-semen.

"Wellington has become synonymous with craft beer, but one new offering is packing an extra punch.

The Green Man pub on Victoria St is about to launch a stag semen "milked" stout, created by brewery Choice Bros and timed to celebrate the lead-up to Beervana.

With an added measure of "export-quality" deer semen, the secret ingredient may induce gag reflexes in some but pub co-owner Steve Drummond was confident in the brew's success.

"We sort of like, looked at the whole craft beer scene and thought what could we do that's a bit outrageous, a bit Green Man."

The virile beverage is not the pub's first foray into exotic offerings."
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Re: Oh Deer! What will the Kiwis think of next.

Fri 07 Aug, 2015 5:52 pm

Oh so many jokes in my head and none suitable for this forum :twisted: :lol: :D

I bet it still tastes better than XXXX
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Re: Oh Deer! What will the Kiwis think of next.

Fri 07 Aug, 2015 6:13 pm

:shock: :shock: :shock:
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Re: Oh Deer! What will the Kiwis think of next.

Sat 08 Aug, 2015 10:33 am

MickyB wrote:Oh so many jokes in my head and none suitable for this forum :twisted: :lol: :D


Yes, I know what you mean. I hope it is a restraint that other posters fallow.
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Re: Oh Deer! What will the Kiwis think of next.

Sat 08 Aug, 2015 10:50 am

geoskid wrote:Would you spend your doe on one of these beers? "


Only costs a buck but it seems deer
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Re: Oh Deer! What will the Kiwis think of next.

Sat 08 Aug, 2015 12:46 pm

geoskid wrote:
MickyB wrote:Oh so many jokes in my head and none suitable for this forum :twisted: :lol: :D


Yes, I know what you mean. I hope it is a restraint that other posters fallow.


The jokes couldn't be any worse than the puns !! :lol: :lol:
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Re: Oh Deer! What will the Kiwis think of next.

Sat 08 Aug, 2015 2:35 pm

stry wrote:
geoskid wrote:
MickyB wrote:Oh so many jokes in my head and none suitable for this forum :twisted: :lol: :D


Yes, I know what you mean. I hope it is a restraint that other posters fallow.


The jokes couldn't be any worse than the puns !! :lol: :lol:


I doe-n't know about that baaa the kiwi's be-hind this have strange bucking ideers anyway. Trying to horn in on a hard market to crack, I noted that you didn't semen drinking the pulled beers.
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Re: Oh Deer! What will the Kiwis think of next.

Sun 09 Aug, 2015 8:49 am

How much for a slab.

i feel for the guy who has the job of getting the ingredients together. (Cleaned that up well didn't i)
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Re: Oh Deer! What will the Kiwis think of next.

Sun 09 Aug, 2015 9:07 am

walkerchris77 wrote:How much for a slab.

I doubt it comes in a slab
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Re: Oh Deer! What will the Kiwis think of next.

Sun 09 Aug, 2015 9:55 am

walkerchris77 wrote:i feel for the guy who has the job of getting the ingredients together.


Don't worry about him. He's gonna be making money hand over fist!
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Re: Oh Deer! What will the Kiwis think of next.

Tue 11 Aug, 2015 10:20 am

I'm not worried about him...He comes in handy. And that's just his job title!!!
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Re: Oh Deer! What will the Kiwis think of next.

Tue 11 Aug, 2015 6:14 pm

Whats that white stuff.on your.chin?
Oh its just my beer.
Couldnt help it
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Re: Oh Deer! What will the Kiwis think of next.

Thu 13 Aug, 2015 8:36 am

Something about mary .
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Re: Oh Deer! What will the Kiwis think of next.

Thu 13 Aug, 2015 11:06 am

I learned about some other strange beers this weekend. There's a beer that is fermented in a taxidermied rat and another that is 65% ABV which comes in a taxidermied stoat.
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Re: Oh Deer! What will the Kiwis think of next.

Fri 14 Aug, 2015 8:10 am

Think id rater the kiwi beer. !!
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Re: Oh Deer! What will the Kiwis think of next.

Sun 16 Aug, 2015 8:17 pm

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Anything to get the ladies onto stout is a good thing IMHO. Although the way to get a really good HEAD on this stout may be better left for the ladies to perform... :oops:
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