Bushwalk Australia

Wanted one ladies wetsuit. Small or medium size.

Here’s a little story to bring a tear to your eye
I was shopping for a wetsuit to scuba dive
But every suit I tried is too big around the thighs
And the assistant suggested I try a ladies’ size

I got hurt feelings, I got hurt feelings
I’m not gonna wear a ladies’ wetsuit, I’m a man
I got hurt feelings, I got hurt feelings
Get me a small man’s wetsuit, please

It’s my birthday, 2003
Waitin’ for a call from my family

They forgot about me

I got hurt feelings, I got hurt feelings
The day after my birthday is not my birthday, Mum
I call my friends and say, “Let’s go into town,”
But they’re all too busy to go into town
So I go by myself, I go into town
Then I see all my friends, they’re all in town

Gee those stories are real tear jerkers

ILUVSWTAS wrote:Wanted one ladies wetsuit. Small or medium size.

Thickness? Style? I have an old Neptune 7mm Pro Suit that's not going to be worn again.
But really, 'small to medium' doesn't cut it for wetsuits. You need a pretty close fit for them to be effective.

Well, my wife is tall, but slim.
She isnt really phased, just wants a suit so she can join me on the odd snorkel probably once or twice a year.

Ah well, in that case it wouldn't fit. I'm a shortarse, and so's the wettie.

Errr, and the word is 'fazed'.

north-north-west wrote:Ah well, in that case it wouldn't fit. I'm a shortarse, and so's the wettie.

Errr, and the word is 'fazed'.

What if I meant she hadnt been shot by a laser?? Then, "she isnt Phased" would be appropriate....


But yes thankyou for the spelling lesson. Noted, but not taken on board.

Hiya, I got one you can have. This is full length, its not new, I 'grew' out of it and I don't surf anymore (moved back into sea kayaking)
Pm me for details..
Cheers, Cyn

Hi.
I also may have one, halfpiece, and old.. So if the other offer doesnt work out. Feel free to contact me.

well, in-between all the crap I managed to score one, so thankyou very much everyone, especially miss lady mcG!!

Di H wrote:Hi.
I also may have one, halfpiece, and old.. So if the other offer doesnt work out. Feel free to contact me.

That's funny... I wonder how he'd do that...