Bushwalk Australia

Only left essential, but willing to purchase matching pair at the right price.
Must be lightweight (eg: titanium, thermoplastic), impact resistant, durable, and have all necessary attachments (ligaments, cartilages etc) in perfect working order. Minimum warranty period: 20 years.

Yeah look, if you can countenance some bartering and amendment of your terms, I think we should talk.
I'll swap a mostly good left for a reasonable right (no obvious tearing, stains or abrasion).
Mine's not the lightweight kind you were looking for - it's naugahyde or ivory or something. Still functional but.
Your warranty period mentioned was a typo yes? As long as you meant to type 20 *days* (not 'years' - ha ha! - 'years', right..) - then I could be willing to discuss terms.

most outdoor gear is one year warranty standard!

Might have to try hospitals or get in with a doctor

I'll take a shoulder (right) if you find a spare...

Maybe we should find a donor, Lizzy - I could do with a left shoulder as well. Auction off the other bits to pay for installation . . .

Can't you get them cheap in Asia? Body parts I mean...

I've got a gut going free to good home BUT be warned it's a Gremlim...If you feed it after dark it will multiply.
With this gut comes great responsibility...alas, I was careless.

If your serious, send me a PM and we can organise details...I have donor ready to go.

I have a mate who works in a morgue I am sure he would slip me the key one evening for a small fee

http://www.theage.com.au/world/hundreds ... 1uz6h.html

Bit of a rummage stall here, you should find something that will fit

swap 2 dodgy hips for a second hand knee in good condition

Knackered knees? Anguished ankles? Hashed hips? Shot shins? Tormented toes?

Don't let these ailments impede your bushwalking.

You need the amazing new UltraLyte Zippy Frame.

Well, it's actually a modified Zimmer Frame (i.e. it has an amazing new logo). Wild magazine won't give it a plug unless it has a snappier name.