A little Covid doggerel

[Moondog55]

Covid Covid Go away
Back to Wuhan from whence you strayed
Lockdown is the price we pay
The Jab is the answer
Get yours today
Please jump in and add extra verses and a chorus, or maybe this is a the chorus and we need lyrics

[Moondog55]

Covid Covid Go away
Please get the jabs so I can play.
Don't you people get my pain
If I can't play I'll go insane

[Moondog55]

I'm starting to unravel
I can't play and I c'c'can't travel
I've had my jabs so why can't you?
No wonder Australias in the poo

[crollsurf]

Should I cross the Creek, by taking one step more,
I’ll be entering another LGA that’s for sure.

I look left and right and over my shoulder.
Is there a cop hiding behind a boulder?

Could I catch COVID and be sick for a week,
Just by crossing this little Creek

Then I remember I’m close to home,
I check the app that is on my phone

I’m less than 10k and it's in a straight line
I cross the Creek and everything is fine

One step more

[stry]

Oops Crolly. You turned your phone on. Visitors will be coming.

[Eremophila]

Forced to walk, around the town
Headphones and Lorna Jane abound
Frustrating news at every turn
Some idiots will never learn

Cowboys breaking all restrictions
Sneaking into our jurisdiction
Business owners howled them down
“Pack your bags and leave our town”

Count my blessings I’m still employed
Although my travel plans are void
Love the absence of traffic noise
And home time with my 4-legged boys

Plans may change and boundaries alter
But when you feel you’re about to falter
Remember nature’s treasures await
I’ll see you on the trail again, mate!

[Moondog55]

Covids made me very cranky
Far too stressed for hank-panky
I need to see my favourite people
This lockdown lark has made me weeple

[Moondog55]

Real men eat quiche.
Real men Vacuum
Real men don't vacilate
Real men Vaccinate